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you know sometimes I no know if you know… so I say it so to be sho you know… you know???… YO!) DOLLOP with ORGANIC GRASS FED SOUR CREAM (I like KALONA SUPERNATURAL from IOWA… yeah IOWA!) Sprinkle with POMEGRANATE JEWELS to yr heart’s delight… and add HOT SAUCES!!! Grab a boat load of NAPKINS. AND MUNCH IT UP!!! MUNCH IT DOWN and say “My word, these MOCK-CHOS are a REVELATION!…and I THOUGHT THE RECIPE SOUNDED LIKE YUCKY-TOWN USA!” SAY IT! You’ll say it… I hear you. Swig some good chilled white wine… OR BREWSKIS Like TESS and her crew would do!!!! I like JIMTOWN WHITE WINE (50% Arneis, 40% Chardonnay, 10% Vermentino)… no, I LOVE JIMTOWN WHITE WINE from the JIMTOWN STORE in HEALDSBURG, CA. CARRIE BROWN ROCKS… yeah it’s her place and YEAH, I’m tawking ’bout THEE CARRIE BROWN from the JIMTOWN COOKBOOK FAME. This wine is FRESH and dare I say HAPPY! I DARE! Or perhaps a low dosage champers… not sweet but bubbly… perhaps TARLANT? That was 2 “PERHAPS ” in one sentence.. PERHAPS too much PERHAPS?!… Perhaps??? Or a late harvest vino like HONIG LATE HARVEST SAUVIGNON BLANC (2010) YUMMY!!! Sweet and smooth and bright… GO EASY… this stuff can and will mess you up. EAT ROCK DESTROY… but mostly ENJOY!!!!!!! Now time for some RATT!!!